Things Floridians Hate: Hosiery

I tweeted the other day about the ridiculousness of CVS carrying 432 kinds of hosiery when no one wears hose anymore. Immediately, readers shot back that they still sometimes carry a torch for these stretchy torture chambers.

I hate them. Loathe them. It's 53 degrees today and I'm still refusing them. Oh, winter will eventually beat me into tights submission, but I'll be craving flip flops each day until spring.

FLORIDIAN RULE: If I ran the world, if it's below 50 degrees you can wear jeans to any occasion.