Top 10 Outrageously Fabulous, But Delusional Birthday Wishes: by Tammy Gordon

Things I Want For My Birthday That Are Not Going to Happen... but it's fun to wish for:

1. Domino magazine to keep publishing
2. A book deal (so that I can make smart ass observations for a living)
3. Christian Louboutin heels
4. The Watergate Hotel
5. This Elizabeth & James dress
6. These awesome Lanvin peeptoe heels
7. Week on Isla Mujeres at Hotel Secreto with my man
8. Week at Kelea Surf Spa in Costa Rica with the girls
9. Upgrade to the BMW Convertible
10. Vegan bacon that tastes the same as real farm fresh bacon.