NOLA Crime Beat: Hefty Chefs on Golf Courses Make Good Targets?

Geez. Can't a brother make a gumbo on the course without getting peppered!??!

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"He thought it was a bee sting," Fortunato said. "Within five minutes, he was back to doing his thing."

Just remember girls, if you get dinged, it's N'Awlins, just keep on doing your thing...